Comments on: I’m replacable http://sophs.wibsite.com/2008/10/28/im_replacable/ Just another wibsite.com weblog Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:22:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Tired&Emotional http://sophs.wibsite.com/2008/10/28/im_replacable/comment-page-1/#comment-2 Tired&Emotional Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.wiblog.com/sophs/read.php?31186#comment-2 I think that you are being too conscientious. You need to learn the rules of Work Club:<br /> <br /> 1. Don't mention Work Club<br /> <br /> 2. Slack off whenever possible<br /> <br /> 3. Don't mention Work Club<br /> <br /> 4. Pretend to work while surfing the net, reading a book or playing a game<br /> <br /> 5. Don't mention Work Club<br /> <br /> 6. Try roleplaying at work - dress as an Orc or a Dork and see who notices<br /> <br /> 7. Don't mention Work Club<br /> <br /> 8. Lock yourself in the loo. Climb over/under the door and then bring in furnishings, books etc and make a home away from home<br /> <br /> 9. Don't mention Work Club<br /> <br /> 10. Start your own business at work. Sell things on eBay or run a consultancy business from the office. Organise a daily protest march against Health Cuts, low pay in the Health Service<br /> <br /> 11. Don't mention Work Club<br /> <br /> 12. Join the union and become an active member and branch official<br /> <br /> 13. Don't mention Work Club<br /> <br /> 14. Declare war on the agency and invade their office in a non violent and threatening way<br /> <br /> 15. If all else fails, tell them to stuff their job I think that you are being too conscientious. You need to learn the rules of Work Club:

1. Don’t mention Work Club

2. Slack off whenever possible

3. Don’t mention Work Club

4. Pretend to work while surfing the net, reading a book or playing a game

5. Don’t mention Work Club

6. Try roleplaying at work – dress as an Orc or a Dork and see who notices

7. Don’t mention Work Club

8. Lock yourself in the loo. Climb over/under the door and then bring in furnishings, books etc and make a home away from home

9. Don’t mention Work Club

10. Start your own business at work. Sell things on eBay or run a consultancy business from the office. Organise a daily protest march against Health Cuts, low pay in the Health Service

11. Don’t mention Work Club

12. Join the union and become an active member and branch official

13. Don’t mention Work Club

14. Declare war on the agency and invade their office in a non violent and threatening way

15. If all else fails, tell them to stuff their job

]]> By: Chas http://sophs.wibsite.com/2008/10/28/im_replacable/comment-page-1/#comment-3 Chas Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.wiblog.com/sophs/read.php?31186#comment-3 Don't know what to say; just wanting to encourage you - there's a line by Kipling - if you can fill the unforgiving minute - sometimes, though, it's more like the unforgiving week, or the unforgiving month - just hang in there! Don’t know what to say; just wanting to encourage you – there’s a line by Kipling – if you can fill the unforgiving minute – sometimes, though, it’s more like the unforgiving week, or the unforgiving month – just hang in there!

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